Super Tuesday Spine Chills

Looking over the early Super Tuesday results, I’m just terrified that Donald Drumpf is still leading the Republican pack. His “brand” of facile, flip-flop fear-mongering puts Dubya’s to shame. Does he want to build a wall? Or is he willing to negotiate a slightly smaller wall? Does he want to allow Syrian immigrants into the country? Or is he wanting to ship them all out? Does he recall his comments on David Duke? Or is he still trying to feign astonishing ignorance?

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I still can’t comprehend how he has managed to captivate the hearts and minds of so many Americans for this long. It makes me want to round up as many of his proponents as possible and ask them to spare just 22 minutes to watch John Oliver explain things to them. Although he makes some very humorous and salient points, I doubt if it would sway anyone’s opinion. I wonder what the non-Drumpf supporting Republican general public feels about his impact on the remaining candidates. Does his dog & pony show make them bolt upright from a dead sleep every night? This candidacy is like a Family Guy gag – something that ignores convention and runs a minute too long. Hell, why don’t we all get in on the gag and get on board with the Dumpfinator Chrome extension and some merch!

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Oh, and don’t forget #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

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